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Joke of the Day
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
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"I already have a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well. ... ... I would drive my first car every day, and only drive the DeLorean from time to time."
"Whats the worst part about Crabgrass? It's Not Lobster."
"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"
"My parents are so poor.... If I dont wake up with a boner Christmas morning I'll have nothing to play with."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."
"""I'm not a fan."" -air conditioner"
"Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to."
"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""
"Don't you dare dry your hands on my decorative towels you piece of shit."