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Joke of the Day
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
Next Joke
"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."
"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"
"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""
"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."
"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."
"I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long."
"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"
"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."