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Joke of the Day

"If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?"

"A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide. He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it."

"When you have sex you burn 1000 calories. No wonder you're so fat."

"What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP."

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."

"In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies"

"Hooters finally hired me but I have to wear a smock to cover up my weird nipples"