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Joke of the Day
"Even if your a one in a million kind of guy There are a thousand people just like you in China"
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"Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them."
"What do you call a man from Portugal? A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees."
"It hurts when you go to un friend someone only to discover they beat you to it"
"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"
"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""
"ME: I was having a juice cleanse between 6 & 8 p.m COP: You don't need an alibi, you're not a suspect ME: I know, I'm just telling everyone"
"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The Wheelchair."
"""They dared me to"" is always a valid excuse."
"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."