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Joke of the Day
"What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)"
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"Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."
"Did you hear about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals."
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."
"Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey... ...along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, ""what's in the bowl, bitch?"""
"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""
"Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*"