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Joke of the Day

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."

"fat people https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2uje2o/how_to_lose_weight_fast/?submit_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzfOy5Ghv9rM&already_submitted=true"

"Lawyer: why do you want a divorce? Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly. Me: it's not my cup of shoes, Linda!"

"How do the jews comunicate? With smoke signals"

"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."

"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."

"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."

"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."

"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."