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Joke of the Day

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"

"What do you call snacks served at a brothel? whore d'oeuvres"

"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."

"Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."

"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."

"[Politics] Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems? He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist."

"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"

"Knock knock Who's there? Dexter Dexter, who? Dexter halls with boughs holly!"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"

"What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!"