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Joke of the Day
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
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"The name Pavlov rings a bell."
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"I've lost 10 pounds! Well, I subtracted five for PMS. That Q-Tip I was holding must be at least a pound. Plus my hair was wet. Go, me!"
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"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"
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"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."