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Joke of the Day

"Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there."

"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"

"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."

"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"

"Did you guys see that post about ISIS and Taliban announcing jihad against each other? It really blew up"

"Are you impulsive? Think about it"

"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"

"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."

"Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No but she sure could climb trees well!"

"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"