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Joke of the Day
"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"
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"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"
"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."
"the easiest way to get a ghost to stop hauntimg u is to change ur wifi password and act like u hav no idea why he cant conect to it anymore"
"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"
"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."
"I was talking to a record producer at the urinals and now I've got a number 1 on my hands"
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"[first date] ""What's wrong?"" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] ""You mean ambience"" [next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO"