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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"

"""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably"

"10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t."

"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."

"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."

"If you find yourself in conversation with a stutterer, it is best to shout out ""Reeeeeemix"" and scratch at invisible turntables."

"*wakes up* well, it looks like its that time again. time to do just enough activity to convince my body that it needs to go back to sleep"

"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"

"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"