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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge with a denim jacket on"
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"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"
"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"
"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."
"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""
"2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat."
"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"
"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"
"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"