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Joke of the Day

"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."

"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."

"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."

"Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend."

"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."

"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"

"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"

"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."

"Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team? They are really good at stealing homes."