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"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you pick up anything with that?"
"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun."
"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"
"Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen."
"What do you call a space alien in a hoodie? Treyvon Martian"