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Joke of the Day
"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."
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"The trouble with quotes on the internet. ""The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."" - Abraham Lincoln."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."
"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original)"
"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."
"""Did you just fall?"" ""No. I attacked the floor."" ""Backwards?"" ""I'm freaking talented!"""
"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
"If you don't like the idea of wiping someone's ass in the middle of eating a delicious meal, you probably shouldn't become a parent."