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Joke of the Day

"Talking to a Beaver So I was talking to a beaver one day about how I was homeless and told him I was looking for a new place to live. He gave me this commiserating look and said, ""Well dam."""

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"Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."
"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."
"There's nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can't cure."
"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("
"A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it's stuck in my wiper. I guess I don't have to stop to get supper tonight."
"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"
"Why is it called ""reading a book"" and not paper view?"
"*braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like ""who braided my hair"" HAHAHAHA"