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Joke of the Day

"The name ""groundhog"" suggests the presence of sea and skyhogs and I am not sure how I feel about that."

"What do you call a hatred for large plants? Bigotree"

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."

"Me: You a good personal trainer? Him: You bet your emotionally distant dad I am. Me: [through tears] Wow, that's personal. You're hired."

"Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order."

"What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty"

"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."

"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."

"I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn."