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Joke of the Day
"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"
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"I'm going to name my daughter ""Up""... so when she brings a boy home, I can look him straight in the eye and say, ""Don't you dare fuck up."""
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"
"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?"
"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""
"There is no doubt in my mind, I would trade my ovaries for another liver."
"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."
"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"
"Don't get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now."