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Joke of the Day
"What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100? I'd say it's fifty fifty"
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"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table? Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."
"My mum at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mum in the morning: Wake the fuck up you lazy piece of shit."
"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("
"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""
"Shovels are incredible They're ground-breaking technology!"
"Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober."
"My roommate forgot to pay the cable bill this month. They came and cut our Cox off."
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"