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Joke of the Day
"My body is 99 degrees And the flu might add a few more (I fuckin suck at jokes)"
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"Met a girl cop today. She shot me down."
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
"Sometimes it seems like I'm married to my own liver I only abuse it when I'm drinking"
"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"
"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""
"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."
"I must be ill I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."
"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"