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Joke of the Day

"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them."

"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."

"My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"

"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."

"Finn is not your average stormtrooper... ...because he doesn't know about either killing or white suits. But he does know how to install a toilet main."

"Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse. Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy."