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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"
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"i named my first son ""christian"" and i named his twin brother ""born-again christian"""
"A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars. ""Thirty dollars?"" he replies. ""What do you need twenty dollars for?"""
"What was Thriller really about? A negromancer."
"5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday."
"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""
"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"