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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"

"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"

"There are 3 types of people in this world. 1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math."

"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"

"Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one."

"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"

"My towel is now in two pieces, rip. Rip, your parents' condom XD"

"Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it."

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""