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Joke of the Day

"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."

"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"

"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"

"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"

"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"

"Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro."

"This girl said ""she didn't know how I would take it..."" So I figured if anything I'd just give it back."

"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."