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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"
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"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"
"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."
"""I love you"" can be the most beautiful words you can hear from someone you truly care about, next to ""I got this round."""
"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."
"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."
"When I was 5, my Uncle Bob asked me to sit on his lap. It was quite touching, really."
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"
"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""
"A blond goes to the doctor Blonde: Doctor my skin is very smooth and fair, what should I do before going to sleep? Doctor: Lock the door"