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Joke of the Day
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."
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"q: what's black and would kill you if it jumped on you out of a tree? a: a grand piano"
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"My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder."
"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."
"You Tolkien to me?!"" - Hobbit de Niro."
"What happened when a heart robs a bank? It gets put under cardiac arrest."
"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."
"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."