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Joke of the Day
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."
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"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
"When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence"
"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."
"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."
"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"
"Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ? Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector."
"The girl working at Best Buy saw me checking her out. She walked up and asked me ""Do you need help?"" I replied ""No, I am just looking."""
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"
"Touch me, taste me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fcuk me, nice and slowly...but if you kiss me don't be hasty...use your tongue and make it tasty !! "