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Joke of the Day
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
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"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"
"I just had a baby! It was delicious."
"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."
"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch"
"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"
"Windows Phone"
"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."
"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""