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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"
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"That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet."
"What has 5 balls and rapes the poor? The lottery."
"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
"I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts."
"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"
"Nurse: ""It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"" Me: ""No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."""
"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."
"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"