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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."
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"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."
"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"
"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."
"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"
"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."
"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""
"My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW I always give her shit for it"