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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."
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"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"
"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you ha ha!"
"Why do procrastinators live the longest? Because they die at the last second."
"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common? They both waited too long to pull out."
"Why did the Hispanic become a mathematician? It takes Juan to know one."
"I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck."
"Sorry for shouting ""go go gadget personality"" while you were speaking. Please, continue."
"How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it's nearly finished."