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Joke of the Day
"I hear they might change reddit's name to something more appropriate... Blueit, perhaps?"
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"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."
"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"
"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"
"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."
"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"
"If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you."
"A poop joke. How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was? Duty. Honor."
"What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either"
"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"