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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man open a rooftop bar? He wanted to have drinks on the house."
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"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."
"A man cooled himself to -273.15 Celsius But don't worry he's 0k"
"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."
"My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late."
"Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago."
"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""
"Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."