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Joke of the Day

"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."

"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"

"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence."

"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."

"I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows."

"""Hi, I'm a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that's so important"""

"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"

"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."

"A question that answers itself What is curiosity?"