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Joke of the Day
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."
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"Sedated, cheese-loving, Northern Ed Miliband... and Gromit."
"What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep."
"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."
"What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy? Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve"
"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"
"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"
"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."
"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."