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Joke of the Day
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."
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"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."
"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."
"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"
"Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive."
"cashier at the book store told me to ""take it easy"" so I stabbed her in the neck with my keys because nobody tells me how to live my life."
"I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere."