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Joke of the Day

"My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late."

"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !"

"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""

"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."