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Joke of the Day
"Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago."
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"The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"""
"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"
"*offers Batman cough drops*"
"Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes then start shooting at her feet. Congratulations you are now Yosemite Sam"
"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."
"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."
"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."
"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""
"If you ever see a troll eat a fairy It's either time for rehab or you're on Reddit."