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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."

"Where does poor spaghetti live? The spaghetto"

"Two men of African American descent are standing on the edge of a dock, peeing into the lake. The first man says, ""Water's cold today huh?"" The second one replies, ""Yeah...and deep too."""

"What's black and white and red all over? A happy orca."

"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."

"Never reach into a girl's purse. Anything could be inside, a bear could be in there. You just don't know."

"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."

"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"

"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"

"This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an ""X"" instead of ""Christ"". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360"