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Joke of the Day

"A Mormon says to his Motel receptionist, 'The porn in my room better be disabled!' The receptionist replies 'No it's just regular porn you sick bastard'."

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"

"I am schizophrenic, AUA"

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus got a new job? Coworkers say she has an excellent Twerk ethic"

"Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose."

"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."

"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."

"You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn't make that much sense when you read it."

"Farting in an elevator It's wrong on so many levels"

"Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person ""Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened."" -Adolf Hitler, 1945"