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Joke of the Day
"What happens when we put white people in power Police brutality."
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"Defending why he has a dislike of gay guys... Ok look I know they're not all bad but you have to admit they hang around a lot of assholes."
"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"
"When someone says, ""Good luck with that'' they actually mean ""Let me grab some popcorn so I can watch you fail."""
"when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like ""wheeee!"""
"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."
"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."
"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"
"Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender says ""Hey Mr. Pirate, ya know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate says ""Yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts."""