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Joke of the Day

"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."

"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"Gripe Sheet Fun - A Must read"

"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."

"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."

"What's red and smells like blue paint?... Red paint."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"