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Joke of the Day
"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."
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"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."
"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."
"Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine"
"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"
"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."
"Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say ""Ok. Santa bring potato."" Next day boy is learn Santa no exist."
"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"