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Joke of the Day

"TIL the band Tenacious D didn't actually sing the greatest song in the world It was just a tribute"

"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"

"Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone? It had a 5 year plan"

"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."

"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."

"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."

"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""

"What do you call food between two slices of bread? a sandwich"

"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"

"*4YO and I slo-mo run towards each other* 4: I didn't pee the bed daddy! Me: Me neither! *big hug* It was a big night for both of us."