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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have a great Dane, a Clydesdale, and a Prostitute? A huge dog and pony show"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !"

"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? u/ShittyJokeExplainBot's explanations."

"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."

"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."

"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."

"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."

"Reason for ER visit: Injured in a masturbatory frenzy Again."