154104

Joke of the Day

"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."

"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."

"How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!"

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"

"What email service do gay people use? Hotmale."

"TIL: To never trust a fart."

"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"

"Fireworks? Yes it does."