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Joke of the Day
"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
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"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"
"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"
"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal"
"You just lost the game."
"If it walks and talks like Stephen Hawking... It's probably not Stephen Hawking."
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."