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Joke of the Day

"As Freud said ""Who cites, needs sex"""

"Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead? The investiGATOR"

"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."

"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."

"I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips."

"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."

"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"Damn it mom. Boy: Mom do I look good? Mom: Ask your girlfriend. Boy: I don't have a girlfriend. edit: ."

"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"