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Joke of the Day

"Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead? The investiGATOR"

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"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."
"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
"Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore."
"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work."
"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"
"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"