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Joke of the Day

"Damn it mom. Boy: Mom do I look good? Mom: Ask your girlfriend. Boy: I don't have a girlfriend. edit: ."

"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""

"The Navy should develop something based on ""gaydar"" that would allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects."

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"

"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"

"Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. [NSFW]"

"[back from the ultrasound] MOTHER-IN-LAW: So did you see the fetus? ME: Fetus, handus, legus...there was practically a whole baby in there!"

"My body is a temple, please leave pizza and tacos at the altar."

"Do you that thing about German people? There Himmel ist blau."