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Joke of the Day

"Damn it mom. Boy: Mom do I look good? Mom: Ask your girlfriend. Boy: I don't have a girlfriend. edit: ."

"Miley Cyrus So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would ""twerk"" out"

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"

"Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"How do women defy the laws of physics? The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!"

"How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies."

"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

"What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird."

"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."