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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the exact number, but many Hans make light work."

"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television."

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"

"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "

"A mathematician was out with his friends."

"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her."