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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"

"In People's Republic of Korea... Dog eat you!"

"My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence."

"Snapchat is going public in March with a $30 billion IPO. Investors only hope the value of stock shares holds up longer than its snaps."

"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "

"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."

"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."