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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"
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"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."
"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."
"what is brown and sticky? A stick"
"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"
"Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn"
"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."
"What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !"
"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."
"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."