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Joke of the Day

"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."

"Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose."

"I was in an Arby's bathroom taking a leak and the urinal cake fell to the floor but it was there for less than 5 seconds so I still ate it."

"Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? They don't like eachother"

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink Bartender says, ""No charge"""

"What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus..."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."

"Someone rang me up today and tried to sell me a coffin. I said that's the last thing I need."

"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."

"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"