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Joke of the Day

"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"

"what do you call the skin around a vagina a woman"

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"I put the 'fun' in 'dyslexic'."

"A man's wife died. friend asked what happend He said, she fell out from windows; as she was not drinking the poison."

"How do you cock block two lesbians? With a rock, because rock beats scissors."

"I caught a fish and let slip I was going to eat him He was gutted"

"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"

"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"